gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

(via daiseyy109)

My mom was showing me some Vines and they were mostly videos of people scaring their dogs and cats, either throwing stuff at them, screaming at them, jumping out from behind something, etc. All in all, they were terrible and we were upset to see how mean people are to their dogs and cats, just thinking it’s funny. Animals don’t understand you’re trying to joke when you slam them in a door, push them off a table, scream at them when they’re sleeping, toss them into a pool without a ladder, and all the other crazy, stupid mean shit people do to their pets in an attempt to be funny for a fucking 6 second long video.

Week & a half left of April…

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fagbitch2007:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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Love my rats

Love my rats

Princess of the Rats

Princess of the Rats

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

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sovlpunk:

fucking hell like tumblr made me much more aware of so many social issues and im glad but also now its like. everything i see its somehow homophobic or transphobic or racist or misogynist or slutshaming or fatshaming and im so angry. im angry at everything

Turn your anger into meaningful activism! :) 

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orcaobsession:

Family Ties by Hysazu on Flickr.
rawrimamidget:

yep.